Infogroep was op zoek naar grappige en intelligente slogans en/of zinsneden die samen met het nieuwe logo onze t-shirts kunnen opfleuren. Ondertussen is de beslissing al gevallen. Als je er toch nog een leuke weet, voeg deze dan gerust toe aan de onderstaande lijst:
- Jong spul spant strak om de lul.
- 't Zaad van ne maat kan geen kwaad.
- Er is geen kut dat zo spant gelijk uw eigen hand.
- Fat chicks are better at giving head because they are hungry.
- Script it!
- BECAUSE ICANN.
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(van http://www.craftassoc.com/tshirt.html )
- Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.
- COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key.
- 2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.
- Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.
- Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
- My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
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- Best file compression around: "DEL *.*" = 100% compression
- The Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.
- Access denied-nah nah na nah nah!
- c:\> Bad Command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
- Bad command. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaay...
- Why doesn't DOS ever say "EXCELLENT command or filename!"?
- As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
- Backups? We don' NEED no steenking backups.
- ... File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
- Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny
- A mainframe: The biggest PC peripheral available.
- An error? Impossible! My modem is error correcting.
- Does fuzzy logic tickle?
- 24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case... coincidence?
- Disinformation is not as good as datinformation.
- Windows: Just another pane in the glass.
- SENILE.COM found ... Out of Memory...
- Who's General Failure & why's he reading my disk?
- Ultimate office automation: networked coffee.
- RAM disk is not an installation procedure.
- All computers wait at the same speed.
- Computer: A device designed to speed and automate errors.
- Press -- to continue...
- Smash forehead on keyboard to continue...
- Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue...
- ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!
- E-mail returned to sender-insufficient voltage.
- Help! I'm modeming... and I can't hang up!!!
- All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
- Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.
- "640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates, 1981
- Press any key... no, no, no! NOT THAT ONE!
- Bender: I'm so embarrassed. I wish everybody else was dead.
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- lisa: Why do I have the feeling that someday I'll be describing this to a psychiatrist?
- Legolas: Something draws near. I can feel it.
- gimli: "Certainty of death, small chance of sucess. What are we waiting for?"
- Ni!
- Cuius testiculos habes, habeas cardia et cerebellum (When you have their full attention in your grip, their hearts and minds will follow)
- Sometimes it's better to light a flamethrower than curse the darkness.
- "Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time."
- Don't panic
- just visiting this planet
- Trust me, I know what I'm doing
- Prince George: "To me, Blackadder, socks are like sex. Tons of it about, and I never seem to get any."
- I have a cunning plan.
- "I'm as bored as a pacifist pistol."
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Nog meer slogans ;)
- Go ahead, make my data!
- You call it inconsistent. I call it a CHALLENGE.
- Don't blame *my* OS on *your* laziness!
- How do you power off this machine?
- Avoid the Gates of Hell.
- Whoa...I did a 'zcat /vmlinuz > /dev/audio' and I think I heard God...
- My reality check just bounced.
- Who's General Failure & why is he reading My Disk?
- Low disk space: cd /home ; rm -rf `du -s * | sort -rn | head -1 | awk '{print $2}'`;
- # kill -9 `ps -augxww | grep sendmail | awk '{print $2}'`; rm -f /usr/spool/mail/*; wall Mail is down. Please use interoffice mail until we have it back up.
- How to treat an annoying user: # cat >> ~luser/.cshrc alias vi 'rm \!*;unalias vi;grep -v BoZo ~/.cshrc > ~/.z; mv -f ~/.z ~/.cshrc' ^D
- I'm not deaf, i'm just ignoring you.
http://bbspot.com/News/2004/09/top_11_geek_pick_up_lines.html
